Back during my University Days, I was invited to a wedding somewhere in the remote town of Abeokuta...The party babe in me was overjoyed to wake up the party slayer in me, as in! I slayed to the nines and I was determined to come home with my husband to be that day!😛😛😛 A girl can dream right?

We chartered a Cab to take us to the venue. Meanwhile; in my head, I was already picturing the Small chops, barbecue, roasted chicken and the likes I was going to consume, while very conscious of the fact that: my belle MUST NOT protrude from my cloth, which means little or no Water, Hehe!!! (to slay na beans?)

The cab journey sha went on and on and on...mogbe!😔😓 my make up was beginning to melt, my shoes were pinching me and we never even got there.....Haaaa! We finally got to the venue, after like an hr of travelling, then; I almost refused to get down.

Why was because. the wedding venue was like something from a horror movie, not only was it in a village; the only canopy there, was barely enough to cover those sitting in the scorching sun....Choi! I nearly wet myself when I realized; I was overdressed and my make up was ruined. I knew then that; I was gonna go home hungry! Since the food there was Jollof rice with tough cow meats, as well as Amala! and, It barely even went round...nothing resembling puffpuff at all....Infact; I was very sure that; if any man were to put a gun to my head then and there and propose to marry me, I will just remove my shoes with lighting speed, pull up my dress and Run!!! I cannot come and die ooo jare!

Me, a sad man, searching for articles, no idea how to please a woman :(

I feel really, really, bad for guys sometimes. Not only does patriarchy have such a negative effect on their gender, they also do not receive as much attention and excellent guidance as we ladies do. Long before I even cared about the opposite sex, I was already being trained to understand how I must relate to them, and carry myself in certain ways that would be considered pleasing.

If I were feeling unmotivated or uninspired about how to be a good wife or how to catch a man, all i have to do is conduct a quick google search and I would immediately have a wealth of information at my disposal. I could even narrow the search down to learn the specifics of the Nigerian dynamic. Luckily, we women don’t even have to search because we are reminded and told every day of our lives. A quick search of how to be a good Nigerian husband however? Zero!Zilch! No advice at all. In fact, the few articles I found, was even more advice for women!

Man, If I were a Nigerian guy, I’d be really jealous and super pissed off.

Since natural hair styling has come back with a revenge, determined to stay this time around,I found myself an unwilling spectator.
I am yet to get the guts to go that route! heee!I cannot come and kill myself ohhh jare...its not for the fainthearted at all!😒😒😒
But, that doesn't stop me from drooling whenever I see some gorgeous natural hairstyles,  and wishing I can actually rock a natural hair myself. Its like; someone cannot even rock relaxed hair in peace without seeing all the beautiful naturalists parading up and down, making me wish I can just throw caution to the wind and join the team.

Once again this year “MARKETFEST2017” is coming with a spicy event and a twist to its local content. Adding to our regular categories will include ‘THE AGRICULTURE’ category

We know there are many local food shops, trade shows and events where you can spend your time and money.

But on 26th Nov, 2017 all LOCAL FOOD MARKET and over 60 different vendors will be right here with us on that very day for a delightful shopping experience.

That’s NOT all, you are sure to get all FRESHLY HARVESTED farm produce at very huge discounts in a very conducive environment.

Looking back to my secondary school days, I didn't consider myself beautiful by any standard, thanks to my hearing challenges...I however usually get compliments every now and then, but I never took them to heart. I avoided pictures like a plague. And as a result, I have no single picture to show for my six years stay in that school.

Fast forward to my University days, I have blossomed into myself then, and gained a little confidence along the way...an over enthusiastic  photographer eventually snagged me into posing for him. On seeing how beautiful the picture turned out...I was overjoyed and became an avid "poser"...I bet the photographer regretted his decision if not for the money I was paying him, cuz there I was, everyday, posing away like a peacock.....ko easy being a fine babe meehn!😉😉😉

All those pictures nko? I saved them ohhh! Infact, I already had a whole album by the time I was through with my Pre-degree program. And I can save pictures ehn!😏😅, If you sneak a look at my phone,you will definitely see a picture I took 12 years ago on it, Hehe! My sisters even  tagged me the living album, since I am their go-to person for throw back pictures. 👅.

Coming across Maro So was actually by luck, we have a mutual friend, and looking at the pictures she posts daily, while giving credits to  Maro...I was intrigued. There was just something, so real, so effortless and relative about his pictures, and trust me, getting a chance to know him, is too good an opportunity to pass by....Maro shares his journey and passion with us....trust me. its worth reading below:

 
KMB readers, who is willing to show me how intelligent they are? and win 1000 free airtime of any network of your choice?

I know a lot of Eficos are here, oya show una selves....I'll post answers tomorrow by God's Grace.

Once again this year “MARKETFEST2017” is coming with a spicy event and a twist to its local content. Adding to our regular categories will include ‘THE AGRICULTURE’ category

We know there are many local food shops, trade shows and events where you can spend your time and money.

But on 26th Nov, 2017 all LOCAL FOOD MARKET and over 60 different vendors will be right here with us on that very day for a delightful shopping experience.

That’s NOT all, you are sure to get all FRESHLY HARVESTED farm produce at very huge discounts in a very conducive environment.