Let me not lie to you people — I didn’t just go AWOL… life dragged me by my wig.

No ransom, no negotiation. Life just said, “Madam, enter inside. We need to talk.”

While I was in hibernation, I somehow produced two full-grown human beings. Not babies o. Not toddlers. Two tall boys. Two taller‑than‑me boys. I blinked once and boom — they turned to uncles.

Sometimes I look at them like: “Sorry, when exactly did I give birth to adults?” 😜

Then, as if that wasn’t enough, I quit my real estate job, packed my bags, and relocated to the UK. Next thing, I found myself collecting a nursing degree and now I’m here giving gentle injections and helping people every day.

You should see me at work: “Relax your arm, breathe in… Okay, small sting… Don’t worry, I’m gentle — sometimes.”

Honestly, the way life has been lifing, if it had a face, I would have blocked it on WhatsApp.

But through all the madness, one thing kept pulling me back — blogging. I missed it. I missed gisting with you. I missed discovering amazing Nigerian creatives. I missed shouting “support small businesses!” I missed this space.

And now… your girl is BACK. Not the old version — the upgraded, UK‑based, needle‑wielding, gist‑loving version.

Let’s start again. Let’s laugh. Let’s gist. Let’s shine light on all the amazing things happening in Nigeria, the UK, and everywhere in between.