LAUGH GALORE!!!! The Day I Lost The Respect Of The People In My Neighborhood
By Kemi Mobuse - Tuesday, May 01, 2018
This one is my fault! Na me mess up
1. So one morning, my mum sent me to buy ogi for breakfast. After all the grumbling I sha went so she won't reset my brain with slap.
2. On my way, I met my primary school mate. He had become a fine ass boy!! Chai!!!
3. Good thing that he didnt even form o. The bobo recognized me so we were gisting sweet gist and time flew so fast.
4. The next thing I saw was my mother walking towards us, angrily too. She was just shouting "kneel down there"
ha!! Like on the road? and in front of fine boy?
5. Fam, I innocently obeyed thinking she was joking.. But she was serious O
6. She dismissed my friend and the idiot was laughing sef. She collected the money from me and left. Yes, she left me kneeling down on the road.
7. The shame that bathed me that day ehn.. I was just praying that people I know wouldn't see me
Saviorrr, Saviorrrr hear my humble cryyyy!!!
8. But it was like my prayer worked the opposite direction. Everybody started passing oo. Especially those I used form big girl for.
9. Instead of them to pass normally, they were stopping to say "what happened na?" "Sorry ehn" "ehyahh"
10. Finally my mother came back and released me.. After all the damage had been done
11. Following from that day, I lost my pride in the neighbourhood as my gist had already spread
de queen had de powa of de blek pentha streeped away
12. And by the way, the boy that caused all the wahala didn't speak to me again
(***Article original written by KrakstV)
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